1 out of ever 4 people are addicted to the internet (source: oh lets just say Wikipedia). With the rise of social bookmarking sites like Digg, Stumble Upon, Netscape it is easy to get lost in the internet, the following are a few tips you can do to fight the …
11 Of The Stupidest Laws
1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. – Alabama (Acts 1980, No. 80-434, p. 604, §11-104.) 2. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. – Alabama Acts 1953, No. 230, p. 297; Code 1975, §13-6-1.) 3. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. – Alabama …
31 Of The Worst Predictions
1. “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943. 2. “Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1.5 …
6 Ways To Be Annoying Online
1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they’re “hep” to the lingo. Make up your own that don’t stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to …
Old Wise Sayings
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Don’t squat with your spurs on. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, …
The 85 Rules of Drinking
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a …
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!” 4. Whistle the first seven …
Internet Addiction
You know you’re addicted to the internet (digg especially) when you…
Google Vs. God
Here is the actual location of this sign: tagzaniapaste North Shore Assembly of God map – Tagzania
