Prison vs. Work
Written By: Sujan Patel On April 9th, 2007 | 184 Comments
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Thanks! This was entertaining..
April 9th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
In Prison: You sleep next to a guy named Bubba who may enjoy your anus for his own gratification.
At Work: You get to go home every night to a comfortable bed and sleep either alone or next to someone more appealing than Bubba.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
pathetic.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Don’t forget the free ass-raping in prison. LOL
April 9th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
In Prison: You get raped
At work: You get respect
Just a little perspective.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I love prison.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Really old, but nice find. Good diggbait too
April 9th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I don’t know I always considered Bubba and the free ass-raping’s to be prison perks.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Jail is scary. I’d rather go to a youth detention anyday.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
In Prison: You might get it in the ass while ‘enjoying’ public showers
At Work: The Corporation Bends you over with things like “No Overtime Pay”, Occasional Weekend Assignments, 13 hour days, and raises equivalent to inflation.
April 9th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
In Prison: You get raped by Bubba
At Work: You seduce a secretary
April 9th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
“In Prison: You get raped by Bubba
At Work: You seduce a secretary”
At Work: Your secretary charges you with sexual harassment, you go to prison.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
in prison u get raped. im going to work
April 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Anal-rape almost never happens in modern prisons. Get your facts straight
April 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Bad behavior in prison is vastly overated.
http://www.jimgoad.net/nicest.html
The biggest a**holes on the planet are corporate outsources who cause tens of millions of Americans to suffer.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
In Prison: For years on end…living in this cell.
At Work: For 8 hours a day and living in your own home.
Perspective.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Kevin Sucks
April 9th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
What respect do you get at work? I would say:
Prison: you get respect
Work: you get treated like garbage.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Prison: you get respect
Only if you whack a guy on the first day
April 9th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Is the assrape a bad thing?
ah well.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Work isn’t that bad. . .
April 9th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Perspective? Give me a break people, IT IS FOR HUMOR. Why don’t you guys go sit in a corner and wonder why the world doesn’t like you.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
prison: you get respect and treate well if you whack a guy on the first day,
work: you get a raise and treated well if you whack off your boss every day for the rest of your life
April 9th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
[...] Prison vs. Work IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. [...]
April 9th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
you can see those who don’t realize they really are getting raped compared to those in prison. they can’t see passed the corporate cocks in their eyes.
what’s was that? i can’t understand you with your mouth full.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I CHOOSE to go to work and if I don’t like it I can leave/quit. Try THAT in prison.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
in prison: Bubba has anal sex
at work: Bubba is the one getting screwed
April 9th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
How mature–jokes about people in prison are so fun! I mean, it’s not enough that they’re completely at the mercy of a society that in most cases has incarcerated them for their skin color, now we make jokes at their expense.
And jokes about prison rape are SOOOO funny! It’s great to trivialize the pain of others!
And it’s soooo awful working for a living! The whole freedom thing really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Yup. A wonderful society the Internet is helping us build. A bunch of angry young men with no consciences left to spout off about lots of things they know nothing about. Once again, stupidity FTW.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
In amerikka, you go to prison.
In soviet russia prison comes to you.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Amazing how open we are in our american legal system that not only does everyone know rape happens in prison: everyone expects it. Maybe we should do something about that? Its one thing to send a person to prison, but unless a court dictates that they should be punished by rape, I’m not sure we should allow it to happen.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
35 GET
April 9th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
At work, you get PAID
April 9th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
JOKE. This is a joke. Loosen up and stop taking yourselves so damn seriously.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
its amazing how some people can’t really take a joke..
April 9th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
In Prison: You get to go home at the end of the day… wait no, you’re still in prison.
April 9th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
In prison: You get done up the ass and it’s called “rape”.
At work: You get done up the ass and it’s called “downsizing”.
April 9th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
not in, not out… whas a man suppose to do, in you’r taken by force, out, you give it by choice, ’cause ‘it’s not so bad in the ass, if you think ;corporate preps” whatever you do, if you think killing yourself is a solution, don’t, because even then won’t be your choice…that’s exactly what they want!!!…instead chill and smile cause everybody is watching, and if they ask about your secret just nod and say “Yeeeah”
April 9th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
” BLa Says:
April 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Anal-rape almost never happens in modern prisons. Get your facts straight”
I hope you were being sarcastic, if not, here are some “facts” as it were:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_rape
Actually prison rape is up, significantly.
April 9th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
“The biggest a**holes on the planet are corporate outsources who cause tens of millions of Americans to suffer.”
Shut the fuck up you moron, thanks to that millions in india, latin america and such have well payed jobs.
April 9th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
enuff with the prison remarks please
my brother went in for a hit-and-run (no insurance, another story), was repeatedly raped in the county lockup, got AIDS, and killed himself back in ‘94 - true story
people need to think before they type
other than that, great read!
April 9th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
damn… that was Va. Beach!!!! BASTARDS
April 9th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Wasted Youth: Yes, prison is full of innocent black people.
I am certain some are, sadly, there for that simple reason, but the way you’re talking you seem to think everyone is innocent…
So come on genius, if not prison, what’s your solution?
April 9th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Why is it that when women are raped its the worst thing ever but when men are raped its funny?
April 9th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
@mikespike
“’The biggest a**holes on the planet are corporate outsources who cause tens of millions of Americans to suffer.’
Shut the fuck up you moron, thanks to that millions in india, latin america and such have well payed jobs.”
What’s that sucking sound from the south? Oh right, NAFTA!
Taking jobs from the United States.
April 9th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
In prison: you get raped by a guy named Bubba.
At work: you get raped by a ton of guys named the IRS.
April 9th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
wonderful
April 9th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
One: its a joke. Move on.
Two: the funnier joke is you feel sympathy for convicted felons who have robbed raped and murdered people outside of prison
Three: Prisoners get paid. Granted not a lot of money however, considering they have a place to stay for free, don’t have to pay for electricity, water, food, health care, cable, clothing, and home gym. They have more then that worker who is working 13 hour shifts for minimum wage and still cant afford to pay for cable have to purchase second and third hand clothing, doesn’t have medical and IF they are lucky has a home to go to at night that they don’t have to share with four other people because they cant afford anything else while they pay for these CRIMINALS
Before you think prisoners have it rough think about HOW they got there first. Think about HOW criminals return to prison because its better then being on the outside - and before you begin to defend these criminals again by saying well they go back because its so hard to make it outside. Remember they wouldn’t be in that situation to begin with had they not committed the crime that landed them there in the first place.
While there may be exceptions to the rule lets be clear that they are the EXCEPTIONS not the rule.
Four: If you cant enjoy a joke as I’m sure the author is not championing that everyone should go to prison and be better off, then fine. But don’t try to advocate the rough time a prisoner has it. I dont care if Bubba is his best bud.
April 9th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Crod,
Well said. Its just a joke. Although it is interesting to read all these comments
April 9th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
@BillyG
I’m glad that happened to your brother because hit’n runs are one of the most cowardly things a person can do, what a bitch. he surely deserved getting AIDS in the ass.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
In Prison:
you can rape the unwilling with no repercussion to speak of
At Work:
you cannot rape the willing, you can goto prison for looking at them.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Put me into jail!
April 9th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Decently funny, except none of your income taxes fund prisons, all of it goes to pay the Fed. Reserve and paying off our national dept.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
“it’s not enough that they’re completely at the mercy of a society that in most cases has incarcerated them for their skin color”
Wasted Youth do you feel better now?
How about a hug?
April 9th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
This was posted in fun you serious assholes. Stop over thinking it and get back to work.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Prison: “New Hire” Training Costs: Cigarettes and Rape.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
I’m waiting for y’all.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
This is an grossly idiotic oversimplification.
How about the risk of dying or being stabbed/beaten up?
And let’s not forget the violent anal (sometimes gang) rape.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
one more thing:
Prison: It’s a free Harvard for crime and you can build your underground human network, the day of release would be the day of graduation.
Work: You spend all your parents money and work your ass off in parttime job to pay for the tuition Univ, spend first fews years just to pay back the government loan. In the meanwhile, you begin to understand how stuff you learnt in college is just as useful at work as SAT vocab is useful for College.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
your work must suck then! haha
April 9th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Wow, the 71 ensuing comments lead me to believe that some people needed to grow up without there mothers promising everything was going to be alright.
Now if you will excuse me Buba is getting out tonight and said to meet him at his place around 11 tonight which makes me late.
April 9th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Prison is sounding pretty good to me, but then again I’m married and a slow death in a giant cuisinart sounds good also.
April 9th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
this is bubba, i ain’t rapin nobody. I am going 15 years and some change for seducing my secretary into giving her some “overtime” under the desk. Put things in perspective babies.
April 9th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
In Prison: its called a joke.
At Work: you don’t get it.
April 9th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
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April 9th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
In prison: You get to do it with a giant man.
At work: You probably don’t get to do it with anyone, but when you go home, you can do it with whomever you like.
April 9th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 12:01 am
Simple fix: Start your own company. Then you are the boss and you don’t have to worry about having bad management or bad bosses just lazy employees and crappy tax guys that tell you about all the taxes you have to pay every quarter or when hiring someone. Anywayz… I’m not mad.
April 10th, 2007 at 12:39 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 12:59 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 2:44 am
in Indonesia:
you have to WORK (for free/social thing) when in PRISON. its a COMBO!
April 10th, 2007 at 2:51 am
sounds like an episode from the office
April 10th, 2007 at 3:00 am
Work isn’t all that bad.
When you start a new job, just pick the weakest guy in the office and beat him up….
April 10th, 2007 at 3:12 am
Lol. The comments were funnier.
In Prison: You got lotsa convicts that eager to fuck you in the ass.
At Work: They are called backstabbing colleagues.
April 10th, 2007 at 3:27 am
NBC’s The Office did a similar comparison
April 10th, 2007 at 3:46 am
i still think prison is worse than working. anyway giong work is just natural, right? oh, and getting butt raped sucks.
April 10th, 2007 at 5:25 am
IN PRISON: You get to live The Shawshank Redemption.
AT WORK: You get to watch The Shawshank Redemption on your iPod during breaks.
April 10th, 2007 at 6:34 am
i think the last one is the same topic…
IN PRISON: You get up when you want.
AT WORK: You must get up at 07:00 or earlier.
April 10th, 2007 at 6:45 am
In prison: u can smell real odor from one’s arm pit
In Work: u can smell the deodrant.
April 10th, 2007 at 6:50 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 6:51 am
Prison: You may wanna break it by tattooing all over your body and loose your foot finger.
Work: You may be flattered by your boss who just wanna comfort you to work for him without complaint, just like a dog.
April 10th, 2007 at 7:00 am
This is sick. You are all so deluded about what prison is really like. What a terrible joke.
April 10th, 2007 at 7:17 am
“Come On People”
Chill out and laugh a bit dick.
April 10th, 2007 at 8:10 am
I appreciate whoever the owner of this site is, nice bit of humor.
Too bad you had to post it for typical American MO-ron who:
A. Can’t take a joke.
B. Talks about perspective like it’s the Blue Pill.
C. Involves a bunch of hydrocephalics who think that everyone in prison is innocent, and that these are chronic offenders who make a life long career out of being scumbags, and should by all rights of society, be erased from the record of humanity.
Nice try to the site owner, it was excellent for the laughs, too bad on the audience.
April 10th, 2007 at 8:14 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 8:42 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 9:03 am
hehe its amazing that all of you know so much about prison and most of you have never been to prison. A corrections guard I know told me yeah it happens but not like we all think. I got one too
In Prison - YOu get to rape and beat people who cant take a joke senseless
At Work - you can only post on a message board
April 10th, 2007 at 9:47 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Ass raping (or not), backstabbing, etc. all that are mentioned here are happening everywhere- in or out of prison, esp at work. So, shut up and start humping. As if you don’t do it.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:21 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 10:34 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 10:51 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Funny as hell.
April 10th, 2007 at 11:58 am
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April 10th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
too many serious comments about this…let it go, live clean, stay out of jail, and don’t be a prisioner in you own mind.
April 10th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Very good…brightened up my day.
April 10th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I think it is hilarious that so many people have commented about how prison REALLY IS BAD…with the ass raping, etc… As if this list isn’t really a joke and the author really is considering life in prison vs. going to work everyday. Of course, that is kinda the underlying point of the brain dead “worker” who doesn’t get the joke and has to comment this way…like they are trying to score some points for work over prison. That is great.
April 10th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
In prison, they take away your freedom.
At work, they rob you of your soul.
April 10th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
at work: you can seduce ur secretary
in prision: you can seduce bubba!!!
wait a second…
April 10th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
White people suck
April 10th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Billy G,
Sorry about your bro but if were my call he would have been run over as soon as he left the courthouse, an eye for an eye and alot cheaper for the tax payer, ya know. And Mastrioni, I assume that you’re from Europe of some other socialist/communist bastion of freedom. If you think so little of the fine folks commonly referred to as “Americans” why don’t you go back to the more literate Italy? Stay here and we may have to send you to see Bubba from time to time for your “fix”. YEEEAH!!!!!!!!
April 11th, 2007 at 12:16 am
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April 11th, 2007 at 1:19 am
Prison vs. Work…
Darbo palyginimas su kalÄ—jimu:
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
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April 11th, 2007 at 1:34 am
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April 11th, 2007 at 3:21 am
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April 11th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Prison can’t be as bad as working for George Lake.
April 12th, 2007 at 12:30 am
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April 12th, 2007 at 2:05 am
IN PRISON: Psycho’s try to kill you until you push back.
AT WORK: Managers push you until you try to kill yourself.
April 12th, 2007 at 8:02 am
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April 12th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
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April 15th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
this is the stupidest thing. what a retard
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April 15th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
haha,i have read a chinese edition of it:)
April 15th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
your all a bunch of spoiled bastards!
i would consider murder to be able to work in an office, to be able to sit down and get paid 35,000 dollars a year, i honestly wouldnt know what to do with that much money. really.
prison? you know what prison is?
having a degree and cooking, waiting tables, or working at a gas station.
fuck off.
April 16th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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April 16th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
There’s more sex in prison
April 19th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
You spineless, pathetic nerds don’t get it. There’s a reason why Bubba has plenty of virgin a**holes out there to compromise — cause you go into prison expecting this to happen to you. Think positive and hold your own. If you’re lucky, you’ll be the one a** raping jellyfish like yourself.
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:47 am
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April 25th, 2007 at 4:03 am
Wow. I can’t believe a sane person would actually make such a comparison. I mean if you think prison is as a rosy as you discribed then please go there. You’ll enjoy it more than work.
April 26th, 2007 at 9:44 am
This is pretty ridiculous. Prison in no way looks better than work to me.
April 28th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Okay, seriously, the majority of you are taking this thing WAY too seriously.
It’s meant to be amusing; not an actual statement that it’s preferable to be in prison than at work. Laugh at it (or not) and move on.
April 29th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
That prison thing.. where do I sign up
May 3rd, 2007 at 10:31 pm
You Americans are so stupid. I can’t believe 148 of you have access to computers and none of you have any brains. Amusing post … not original but amusing.
May 4th, 2007 at 3:49 am
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June 8th, 2007 at 6:02 am
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July 4th, 2007 at 10:26 am
I think it’s real funny, all this is a joke to everyone out there. Well, the joke’s on you. I’d hate to be you the first day you’re locked up. You’ll definately be someone’s punk or check out the PC. All those that have been in the pen know what I mean. I’d choose the worst day at work over the best day in prison anytime. Peace out.
July 4th, 2007 at 10:47 am
In the words of Pimp C. Song is I’m free.
I did 4 years tops, never hit PC (Protective Custody)Did my time in Population with the real ole G’s. I seen a whole lot of pain, men doin they bids. Most of them just prayin and who tryna get home to they kids. Wasn’t nothin like “Oz,” a bunch of iron and bars. Bunch of player hatin snitches, talkin to the guards. And a whole penitentiary being ran by broads.
Some of ‘em kept it one hundred, most of them was frauds. Seen a whole lotta chumps, hard men and hustlers. Some big time dealers, kidnappers and busters. Pimps and playas, I seen some kill with they hands. But I still don’t believe the pen is no place for no man!
For all those that haven’t been in the pen or don’t know what it’s like. Imagine sleeping next to someone that would rather kill you than look at you and they have nothing to loose since they’ll never see the outside in their lifetime. Eating food that is so bad that even the rats don’t want to eat it. Sleeping in a bed where you fight roaches and spiders just to lay down. Don’t you dare sleep at night because someone might just gut you. Forget air conditioning, 3 square meals a day, yeah right, you’ll throw it back up on the walk on the way back to your dorm. And pray that you don’t get food poisioning. And seeing your family and friends, well that’s a joke too. It’s on their time not when you want it and only if they can be put on an approved visitation list. And the phone calls are so expensive you can by a brand new car in a year at the price you have to pay for the phone calls. I know, my husband’s serving time right now. For something he didn’t even do. So if you want to laugh, then go ahead laugh it up. When you get incarcerated you’ll think twice about laughing, who knows if you’re lucky you might meet my husband and hopefully not Bubba. Prison rape, yeah it’s there, you can’t imagine how bad it is. And no you don’t have any rights in there. And you won’t have any when you get out because of hypocrites like you. And then inmates can’t find a decent job when they get out. They’ve already been tried, convicted and served their time. Now let them live in peace. Don’t laugh about something you don’t know about. “It’s a joke”, yeah I understand that. But you’re joking about something you don’t know about. So no it’s not a joke, it’s ignorance. That’s what it is.
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November 15th, 2007 at 7:05 am
Men getting ass raped is considered funny because it’s a male dominated society. It’s a shot at authority. I believe the joke is making fun of how corporate America fucks up the arse. I believe being locked up is terrible because I have a fear of being put in an area and not being able to leave. Not everyone works in an 8×8 some people work the parks and rec or deliver things. Get one of those jobs it you feel cramped. They can’t outsource driving a truck or taking care of people in a park. Or loading a soda machine. There are all kinds of jobs office work is only one of them.
Sometimes the wrong folks get locked up but alot of times people who are harmful to others get locked up as well. Has anyone ever told you that sometimes life just isn’t fair and you get by the best you can with what you got?
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There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
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A few moments later…
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February 18th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
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May 6th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Don’t forget that you basically lose your entire life and personal freedoms when in any type of jail situation. You COP OUT and fail in society so WAKE THE FUCK UP and participate in a GOOD way with your life. It’s the only one you get so don’t fuck it up wasting time in someone elses care!!! It’s a drain on society and BULLSHIT! Get an education and be productive in life. - Then you’ll be a winner and be able to buy a belt and your damn pants won’t be falling down.
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June 18th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
1. I thought the list was hilarious.
2. Before you go judging all the “awful, violent, worthless felons” remember that the justice system doesn’t only convict rapists and murderers. People can spend years in prison because their roommate had drugs in the house or being at the wrong place at the wrong time. There are many people who are convicted of non-violent felonies that are otherwise nice, hardworking people who treat others with respect.
So, don’t judge until you yourself have been in their shoes.
August 19th, 2009 at 6:56 am
In Prison: You get raped by an 400 pound man named Bubba.
At Work: You get raped by 400 men named upper management.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
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September 26th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Hah, butt rape, such a prison stereotype, though I don’t know how plausible it is.
January 18th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Nuh… Whatever you say, prison can’t be good