Hitting up the bars to look for dates might seem like the furthest possible thing from performing keyword research or building links back to your site.  But when you take a closer look, the two have some common characteristics. In the spirit of Valentines Day,…

1 out of ever 4 people are addicted to the internet (source: oh lets just say Wikipedia). With the rise of social bookmarking sites like Digg, Stumble Upon, Netscape it is easy to get lost in the internet, the following are a few tips you…

1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. – Alabama (Acts 1980, No. 80-434, p. 604, §11-104.) 2. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. – Alabama Acts 1953, No. 230, p. 297; Code 1975, §13-6-1.) 3. Bear wrestling…

1. “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943. 2. “Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum…

1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the fucking manual) to show that they’re “hep” to the lingo. Make up your own that don’t stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them…

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Don’t squat with your spurs on. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. If you think…

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”…

You know you’re addicted to the internet (digg especially) when you…

Here is the actual location of this sign: tagzaniapaste North Shore Assembly of God map – Tagzania

1. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. 2. You’re very likely to survive any…